It's amazing that at about 4 in the morning, it is totally acceptable to ask yourself the question, "How could I kill someone with this?" Last night, I was in my kitchen with Michael, and we were looking at different items in the drawer (ice cream scoop and cheese grater, the likes) while he waited for something to cook, and we did start to ask ourselves the question of, "How could I kill someone with this?"
Because at 4 in the morning, you're tired, you're not thinking straight or clearly, and so therefore, it's pretty okay to be able to ask yourself that. Now DOING it, THAT won't fly. Don't actually kill somebody and go, "Well, I just ASSUMED it was okay 'cause I was exhausted! How dare they sleep and I don't, THAT is not fair."
'Cause THAT won't work. But it's perfectly fine to ask it. And you can probably kill someone with just about f*ckin' anything. Mine was to take someone's head, force it down on a table, hold them tongue out, and use a cheese grater on their tongue. This is the kind of sh*t I think about at 4 in the morning.
This, and why everytime you see a jew woman on TV, they have frizzy hair.
m@rk
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