I just went and saw "Mama Mia" the movie musical, with music and lyrics by ABBA, a 70's disco band. First of all, it was like someone recorded someone else's bad acid trip. And secondly, it made me wanna go out and get a boyfriend.
But what I'm getting at is that it was a TOTAL AND COMPLETE chick flick. You know those movies, the ones where only chicks would like them. Hospital room movies. And Titanic.
"Men are from mars
Women are from venus
Girls have vaginas
Men have the penis
Men wanna visit a trainyard
And the women pine for venice"
That's my stance on THAT. But if you want to get a girl, I suggest start enjoying chick flicks. There are many things you will have to endure when with a woman. Her period, her BS, and her movies. That's why I liked girls that were underground cult kinda girls. Girls that liked monty python and stuff. Now I hate basically all women, but whatever. I also suggest men start wearing tighter clothes to show off their bodies to women (lots of girls have stared at me since I started wearing skinny jeans and tighter shirts) and I suggest that men also start carrying purses.
And if you men actually do this, then I just proved mind control works.
m@rk
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