My cousin sent me a video in a URL link the other day, about Lindsay Lohan in an interview. The funny thing is, halfway through it, the interviewer said (the video was about her movie "just my luck") that he got ice cream from Dairy Cream once and a bird pooped in it right before he could start eating it.
Lohan went, "But that's GOOD LUCK isn't it?"
Yes. That's good luck to have a possible mouth full of sh*t. The HILARIOUS part to me is that apparently luck is interchangeable. Meaning that if something bad happens to you, something even better or something good will happen soon after. So I guess that means the next time I see a guy in a brutal horrific car accident, missing organs and his legs are broken, I can think to myself, "Well, at least he'll find a penny tomorrow."
That doesn't work!
And it's a stupid idea to believe! Look, I'm not sure luck really exists in some instances, I think we live our lives and our choices are what influence the outcomes of those said decisions. We bring sh*t onto ourselves. It's, as I've said, a Vicious Circle. And a lot of the time, we are innocent bystanders. We walk into some certain situations and are the friggin' victim. So lots of these things aren't even our fault to begin with!
So because I had a good day today, I guess tomorrow I'll get attacked by a bear....downtown.
'Cause that makes SOOOO much f*ckin' sense right?
M@RK
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