Fly On A Wall

Fiance's Friends

I'm trying to become friends with my fiance's....well....friends. I'm not sure I really want to, because I can hardly stand my OWN friends. Or the folks who call themselves my "friends". Damn air qoutes are annoying. But, her friends are pretty nice, the one I know and the one I am gonna start to get to know.

However, I am now faced with the moral dillema. Do I abandon the friends I have around here for her friends? They're mostly girls, and girls have always treated me nicer than guys have, because, well, guys are dicks. I have on friend who's a girl who's near where I am, and that's Enaya. Enaya got mad at me when she was sick because, and I qoute: "Ever since you got together with her, you don't seem to care about me anymore, you seem to have just used me!"
All of a sudden, the girl that didn't want me, was jealous? WTF?

Whatever, the issue is about me wondering should I become friends with Becky's friends because they're all girls and are therefore bound to be nicer to me than most of my friends, considering they're all guys?

PARTY QUESTION:
Should I start being friends with Becky's friends more?
BONUS PARTY QUESTION:
Am I an asshole?

MW

Revenge

I'm not one to play this dumbass game of voting, however, I am watching the candidates and the folks who support them. Alot of hollywood people get behind Obama, as do alot of the liberals and democrats, and they also get behind Hillary (even though I believe she's ruined her campaign), however, only idiots get behind the republicans candidate. But I just had a realization. What if Hillary's campaign is all a sham? Because when her husband, Bill, was in the office, he had sex with Monica Lewinsky. So what if Hillary's doing all of this just to get into office in order to get revenge, to get into office. Show her judicial branch to the legislative, spread her bills ALL OVER the committie.

That's MY Hillary Clinton prediction, let's hear YOURS.

MW

PS: I support Obama. Because I believe in change, plus, come on, a black president. Who DOESN'T wanna see that? That's the ultimate revenge for their slavery.

Mutant League Hockey

Did you guys hear about the hockey member who had his throat slashed by his teammates skate?

Why does this remind me of a game for Sega Genesis called "Mutant League Hockey"? Look at the picture I stole from the article I read:


The people in the background, in case anybody didn't catch it, was stolen from this shot in the original Mel Brooks movie "The Producers":


Seriously, is it just me, or do those people look like they were in the same acting class?

I hope the guy's alright though.
I'm not a TOTAL asshole.

MW

Folds

Last night I was video chatting with my fiance. We were, well not arguing, but it was comedic arguing. Ya know, the kind of arguement where you're not mad, because you're laughing while you're arguing. What we were arguaghing about was if I should take my bandage on my eye off. She was saying I should just tear it off like a bandaid, just one gigantic rip and that would be it. I told her I shouldn't. My mother came in and explained how I shouldn't take it off like a bandaid, because the bite is right in the fold of my eye and it could tear the hole open and I could just start to suddenly bleed.

We both came to one similiar conclusion.

The word "Fold" sounds pornographic and sexual.

After arguaghing about this for about 15 mins straight through, this is the conclusion we came to. I had actually a way funnier post for today, but she didn't want me to write it if it mentioned her, so I won't. Point is, we are sick sick individuals. We should get our mind out of the gutters.

In recent, related news, the word "Moist" also sounds pornographic and sexual.

PARTY QUESTION:
Do you have any other words that sound pornographic or sexual?
BONUS PARTY QUESTION:
Do these words arouse you?

MW

One Nation, Under....Somebody Else?

A few years ago, the public schools were talking about taking out the verse
"One Nation
Under God
With Liberty & Justice
For All"
From the Pledge Of Allegiance. I believe they were thinking about doing it because it was offending either religious, or athiests, or both I assume. My question isn't though, why would they make this into such a big deal. MY question is what would they have put in place of that? If they took out "under god", it would sound something like:
"One Nation
With Liberty & Justice
For All".
Sounds kinda retarded doesn't it? I just think that they should keep it the way it was, and I believe they did. But what WERE they going to put there? Under President Clinton? Under Our Law? Under Hitler? WHAT?! I never found out and it'll be one of those mystery's of life.

Just like how "American Idol" became so god damn popular.

MW

Cruel & Unusual Punishment

This seemed interesting to me. Did any of you hear about the Nebraska Courts outlawing the electric chair?
Here's the tiniest article ever written:

NEBRASKA COURT OUTLAWS ELECTRIC CHAIR
The Nebraska Supreme Court rules that the use of the electric chair as a means to carry out the death penalty is "cruel and unusual" punishment. It is the only state that still uses electrocution as the sole means of execution.

What I thought was most funny was the fact that their reasoning behind it was that the electric chair is a "cruel & unusual punishment".

What?

Wait, so that means that you could have a guy, who, let's assume, broke into a house, made 3 daughters rape eachother, made the son sodomize a pie, and then killed the parents and took all their money, then set each of the family members on fire, only AFTER deficating on each one of them. And then his punishment would be to get the death penalty. But not by the electric chair, because that form of death is cruel and unusual. I'm pretty sure what that guy did to that family, would be considered ALOT MORE cruel and unusual than HIM being fried to death.

Wouldn't you agree?

And here's an extra question.
If the only form of death penalty left is lethal injection, then how would you kill a criminal who is a hemopheliac?

MW

Forcible Enjoyment

I was just made to do forcible enjoyment.

Rape is a form of forced sex, and so forcible enjoyment (I'll define this) is being forced to enjoy something AKA Forcible Torture. I would have called it that originally, but I decided torture was something that you already didn't wanna do.

FORCIBLE ENJOYMENT:
Being forced to do something enjoyable, that you really don't wanna do.

Such as my dad just made me go out with him to feed our horses and to get something to eat. Other forms of this horrific form of Force are:
*Being forced to go to a friends house
*Forced to come eat dinner
*Forced to go see family
*Forced to go to church
*Forced to go to school
*Forced to do something over the summer

There are literally MILLIONS of examples, but you can add to the list.

PARTY QUESTION:
So what are YOUR ideas of other forms of Forcible Enjoyment?
BONUS PARTY QUESTION:
Have you ever been a victim of Forcible Enjoyment?

MW

Itchy

So my eye is itching like HELL now, and the bottom of my eyelid is turning red and puffy.

I'm gonna look like either the elephant man, or Barbara Walters on Mardi Gras.

I wish I could remember to take these anti-biotics.

Also, the movie "The Eye"...totally based on what happened to me.

MW

One Night Stands

I would never cheat on Becky, EVER. She said it was fine if I cybered (have sex with people online) because it's not like I was ever going to actually meet them, but I havn't because I am loyal and faithful, and even that seems like cheating to me. But if you were going to have a one night stand, can I ask why it's wrong? I don't see the problem with one night stands. Affairs, where you carry on a relationship while still in a relationship, THAT is wrong, but a one night stand, sex with somebody while you're still in a relationship doesn't seem wrong to me, and here's my theory why:

ONE NIGHT STAND THEORY:
Because a one night stand, unlike an affair, is ONE NIGHT. It's not like the guy left you or anything, and it's not like he chose to be with that woman in a relationship, he's still with YOU in the end. Or it could be a girl, but men are assholes and so I see them doing these sorts of things. And coming up with these kinds of theories. I just don't understand why it's so horrible. If they're not leaving their girlfriend for the other girl INDEFINITLY, then what's the huge problem?

Honestly it just doesn't make sense to me, but then again, not much does at the moment with this friggin' thing on my eye. But like I said, I would never cheat on Rebecca, I love her WAAAAAAAAY too much, and even a one night stand is out for me. Rebecca's the only girl I want to be with, for all of my life.

Unless I could have an affair/one night stand with Nicole Kidman, then yes, I would have to go for it. Sorry Becky.

MW

Right Eyed

This has been an interesting 48 hours. I got home last night and still didn't stop bleeding, and then today I could hardly stay awake, in fact, typing this right now is insane.

I'm clearly shocked. I'm actually having short spasms at moments because I'm in such a shock, not from the bite, but from the fact that how close it came to hitting my eye. As you can see, it nearly took out my left eye.

Which I GUESS would be okay, because I'm right handed, so I'm just assuming that I tend to use my right leg and right eye and right ear more often. I consider myself right eyed. It was a very terrifying experiance as one could imagine. But let me rant about something. Now, am I just WRONG or, doesn't it seem a LITTLE stupid to have it not be first come first serve in an emergency room? Now, hear me out, when you have an appointment, like at 8:30 or something right, you're there, and sometimes the doctor doesn't come out until about 5-10 mins later. What the sh*t is THAT about? I WAS HERE, WHERE WERE YOU?! They need to stick to the times, they HAVE to! The other unfair thing is the emergency room, I was there first, if somebody comes in after me and has been shot 6 times, too frickin' bad, they shouldn't have been trying to dodge bullets. I was there first, I don't care how bad they're hurt, I should get to go first.

They say my eye will heal in about 3 days, it's only been ONE, and I'm already miserable. I'm gonna go and look for an eyepatch, then maybe I could be like a pirate. Aye Marky! Or, rather Eye Markey, if you wanna make a TOTAL pun outta it. The other f'ed up thing, is my parents supported the dog. THE DOG. Not their CHILD, who's BLEEDING TO DEATH, but the DOG. WHAT?! That's INSANE! Ugh...I hate the world so much right now.

Alright, I'm gonna go and crap outta my right buttcheek.

MW