101 Words That Start With "W"

So, if you want an idea of what a normal everyday conversation between me and Aaron Smith is like, here's just an EXCERPT from one of our MSN conversations a few days back:
Church says: (5:11:25 PM)how are things up there anyway?
Aaron says: (5:11:41 PM)cold
Church says: (5:11:47 PM)LOL! i'll bet!
Church says: (5:11:49 PM)is it still snowing?
Aaron says: (5:11:54 PM)no
Aaron says: (5:12:00 PM)but its supposed to
Aaron says: (5:12:04 PM)sunday
Church says: (5:12:08 PM)cool
Aaron says: (5:12:16 PM)no cold
Church says: (5:12:19 PM)lol
Church says: (5:12:23 PM)i wish it would snow here
Aaron says: (5:12:37 PM)yeah so you can jew it up
Church says: (5:12:44 PM)jew it up?! lol!!!!
Aaron says: (5:12:46 PM)oh gosh so cooold
Church says: (5:12:49 PM)that was brilliant
Church says: (5:12:58 PM)"dude, stop jewin' it up over there!"
Aaron says: (5:13:04 PM)i think im getting a weez
Church says: (5:13:11 PM)i think it's "wheeze"
Aaron says: (5:13:17 PM)wiiz
Church says: (5:13:22 PM)no that's a movie
Church says: (5:13:29 PM)and another word for pee
Aaron says: (5:13:34 PM)no that WIZ
Church says: (5:13:42 PM)oh that's true
Aaron says: (5:13:43 PM)and weee
Church says: (5:13:47 PM)wii?
Aaron says: (5:13:57 PM)wiinee
Church says: (5:14:09 PM)"dude, how big is your wiiness?" omg, this conversation is going on my blog, lol
Aaron says: (5:14:29 PM)the wiiness conspiracy
Church says: (5:14:36 PM)starring matt damon!

BTW, if I'm ever in the financial state of funding a movie, it's totally gonna be "The Wiiness Conspiracy" starring Matt Damon.

You can't tell me that wouldn't make millions.

MW