I sit at a computer, typing this at my cousin's house. She so kindly let me use their computer and I obviously took the option with gusto.
Tomorrow we go into trial. I have to dress nice and I get to get up and say something to the man named Gregory Miner, who murdered my grandparents. I wrote something, I mean, I could've just gotten up there and add-libbed, what with all the improv I have from past shows and whatnot, but I decided it'd be better if it were written than me just speaking what was purely on my mind and coming off the top of my head.
I'm not allowed in Oklahoma anymore because of that.
Anyway, I have no problem dressing nice, that's easy for me. Comes naturally. It's going to just be weird is all. To meet the guy who caused my family so much pain. Thankfully I have my hilarious cousin to help me through all this. And the emotional comfort of Enaya, whom I love dearly with all my heart for that, The most interesting thing I think to me is which year is worse.
2001:
Grandparents were murdered
9/11 happened
2007:
Grandma died
Cousin Charlie died
Best friend moved to Washington to live with his girlfriend and her family, clearly abandoning our plans that we had for after high school
Met the girl of my dreams who has no interest in me romantically
Have to go to sentancing of the man who murdered my grandparents
Dog is slowly dying
Clearly you can see a pattern here. You choose which year was worse. I chose '07.
It just seemed to be the more logical and obvious choice to me.
But you're all idiots, so you'll probably pick '01.
Retards.
MW
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