Things One Should Never Say...

I head to LA after school today, I'm clean shaven and well dressed. Well, I'm shaven and dressed anyway. So, I also get to give a speech to the one guy they caught out of the three that killed my grandparents, the guy got life.

My friend Enaya asked me if I got permission from myself to say something to him, I'm assuming she meant physically and emotionally. I've never given myself permission for anything else before. It's not like I ever had to sign a field trip permission slip or anything. So, thanks to Enaya (I love you), I am now going to give myself permission to say to everybody I know who are my friends, so be prepared.

Chris: You are a great guitar player, and pretty hysterical, however, actually I have nothing to criticize about you. You get off scott free pal, feel lucky.

Colton: You can get pretty nasty at sometimes, like the arguement we had that ended VC, but all in all, I feel like you have been a great friendship, and I hope to continue this friendship into late years. Also, your grandpa's foot fetish freaks me the hell out.

Matt: You're hilarious and always there for me when I need to talk about something. Actually, I don't have anything bad to say about you either.

Aisha: Nothing wrong with you.

Aaron: Oh man, where to fu*kin' start?! Well, let's start with you abandoning me and running off to LA to live with a girl, when we already had plans. And then I don't hear from your for months, thank god things are back to normal. My parents think you're incapable of being quiet sometimes though. But I love ya man. Can't wait to see you on 01-21.

Enaya: Nothing, you're too nice sometimes, lol, but that's okay. I see flaws in everybody, even you, but I'm not gonna take them down and ruin things between, our friendship. But you have changed my life in a profound way. I always get frightened when you go into the hospital, even though you don't want me to, and I'm buying you something for christmas, even though you don't want me to. And no matter what you say or do, I'll always love you.

Alright, that's about all of 'em.

In other news, I had a poptart for breakfast.

Don't know what that has to do with going to LA, but it was delicious, seriously, go eat a f*ckin' poptart RIGHT NOW.

MW