Sick Day

For some reason I don't feel good.

Could be a number of reasons, my real father will be here in about 45 minutes, I always get butterfly's in my stomach when I talk to the girl I love, or it could be the 15 mice I just shoved up my ass.

Any number of the following are possible.

Those field mice tickle.

Anyway, because I'm sick and have Canker Sores, all I can do is drink Sprite, but I can't eat pretzels or saltine crackers because they contain salt (hence the name, "saltine crackers", idiot) and they would make my mouth even more tense. It's like I'm in "Saw." I'll probably end up having to cut my tongue off, kill JigSaw and then save a 14 year old girl with whom I end up hooking up with.

Horror movies really have gotten bad.

Even watching them now makes me sick.

Oh maybe that's what happened. I did watch "Saw 4", that might be what made me sick.

Friggin' saw.

MW