Gopher On Speed

Tomorrow I leave for Lake Tahoe for ThanksGiving Vacation. I have to charge my cell phone, my mini DVD player, my labtop and then pack from the time I wake up tomorrow 'till we leave. Based upon the info I have gathered from my mom, I figure we leave around 12 noon, so about the time I have been waking up lately, I assume I will wake up at 10:30. So, let's gather this data shall we?

WAKE UP TIME:
10:30
EXIT TIME:
12:00

That leaves me exactly about an hour and a half 'till the time I have to leave. Which means at the rate I am going to have to pack, I will be going at it like I'm a Gopher on Speed. Gophers are already pretty dang fast, if you consider what they have to accomplish in a mere matter of hours. I mean, they have to dig, and they have to dig fast so the dirt doesn't collapse in on them, and they dig with their teeth, so everything they eat tastes like dirt. So if a Gopher already goes at let's say 5mph, then a Gopher on Speed will go at like 20mph.

That's some fast Gopherness.

They did some tests actually of spiders on crack, and other animals on crack and other drugs, so if a Gopher did Speed, oh man. He'd be SuperGopher! Chewin' the Dirt before Bedtime!

And at the top of this entry is what happens when Gophers do Crack.

MW